{"id":64,"date":"2012-12-23T20:06:00","date_gmt":"2012-12-23T20:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/?p=64"},"modified":"2019-12-30T12:29:24","modified_gmt":"2019-12-30T12:29:24","slug":"time-flies-when-youre-in-a-foreign-country","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/2012\/12\/23\/time-flies-when-youre-in-a-foreign-country\/","title":{"rendered":"Time Flies When You&#8217;re in a Foreign Country"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap\">It&#8217;s hard to believe we&#8217;ll have been here three weeks on Tuesday, and\n while we&#8217;re talking about things that are hard to believe &#8211; Tuesday \nreally can&#8217;t be Christmas, can it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ve started writing this at least once every couple days, and each  time I&#8217;ve abandoned what meager progress I&#8217;ve made.  Maybe this time  I&#8217;ll figure out how to summarize the couple weeks that have passed since  my last update&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When last we left our heroes they were generally awash in a sea of \nFrench, and had managed to negotiate the purchase and delivery of a \nclothes washer and dryer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Washing clothes, it turns out, makes a huge difference in our ability\n to feel settled in a place.  Never mind that loads take two hours to \nwash.  And another ninety minutes to dry.  Or that the dryer is a \ncondenser, so you have to empty two lint screens and a water collection \nvessel after every load.  We have clean clothes, damnit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Since buying the washer\/dryer &#8211; we&#8217;ve purchased pretty much an entire\n apartments worth of furniture from Ikea, learned that for 40\u20ac they&#8217;ll \ndeliver up to 500kg to the curb outside our (4th floor) apartment, and \nlearned that moving 500kg of flat pack furniture up to the fourth floor \nis serious freaking work.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Especially hoisting the 160cm mattress up five flights of stairs when we discoverd it wouldn&#8217;t fit into the lift.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Never mind getting a bunch of that 500kg up the spiral stairs in the apartment.  Or putting it all together.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As of now, the bedroom (bed, including mattress and linens, our \nnightstands and reading lamps, our dressers, an Nise&#8217;s armoir), the \ndining room (table and six chairs), the lounge room (a couple \nsideboards, coffee table, and sofas that&#8217;ll be delivered on the 5th), \nour dishes, glassware, silverware, dish towels, and nearly everything \nelse non-consumable is Ikea sourced.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And somewhat to my surprise, the place doesn&#8217;t feel particularly \ngeneric.  Ikea has figured out how to provide enough variation in each \ncategory that you can mix and match, and feel like you&#8217;re putting &#8220;your&#8221;\n collection together.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And I have to say Ikea&#8217;s designers are nothing short of amazing.  Not\n only coming up with finished pieces that can be assembled with a hex \nkey, a phillips screwdriver, and a mallet, but optimally packaging, and \nproducing nearly idiot-proof assembly instructions without a single word\n of any language.  Seriously impressive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;ve seen a movie (Wreck it Ralph), bought a TV, ordered cheese in \nfrench from the cheese monger and got what we wanted and managed to sign\n up for the various hypermarche loyalty cards (ok, those are really \nDawnise&#8217;s victories, but I&#8217;m sharing it vicariously).  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;re getting down to the last few major items we know we need &#8211; \nwhich is mostly rugs, &#8217;cause every surface in the apartment is hard, and\n it&#8217;s a giant echo chamber.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And that&#8217;s good, &#8217;cause were both totally sick of shopping.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Perhaps most impressively, we&#8217;ve managed to feed ourselves, which &#8211; \nif you know us &#8211; is no mean feat.  We realized that we hadn&#8217;t seen \nprepared chicken stock in any of the shops we&#8217;d been at &#8211; and chicken \nstock is something of a staple of our diets.  Dawnise makes great \nrisotto, starting with chicken stock.  And fantastic split-pea and \nlentil soups &#8211; starting with &#8211; you guessed it &#8211; chicken stock.  Turns \nout the closest we could get was either bullion or fond &#8211; so we decided \nto do what any self-respecting cook would do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Roast a chicken and make stock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At which point we learned that the chickens we could find are quite \nsmall compared to what we&#8217;re used to, but were actually quite tasty as \nwell.  (And the roast chicken and veggie stock was a great base for the \nlardon and mushroom risotto, which we&#8217;re totally making again.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;ve enjoyed the baked goods, the cured meats, the cheeses, and I&#8217;ve quite enjoyed the wine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And we&#8217;ve both managed to lose weight since arriving.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So that&#8217;s pretty nice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;re keeping our eyes out for a suitable quiche pan.  I fear the weight loss won&#8217;t last.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, and we&#8217;ve gone to Germany.  Specifically, we spent our anniversary wandering around Tier and seeing their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trierer-weihnachtsmarkt.de\/en\/\">Christmas market<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Including Belgium (Ikea is just across the border) that&#8217;s three countries in as many weeks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Four for me if you count the day business trip to Paris.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now <strong>that&#8217;s<\/strong> what I&#8217;m taking about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hard to believe we&#8217;ll have been here three weeks on Tuesday, and while we&#8217;re talking about things that are hard to believe &#8211; Tuesday really can&#8217;t be Christmas, can it? I&#8217;ve started writing this at least once every couple days, and each time I&#8217;ve abandoned what meager progress I&#8217;ve made. Maybe this time I&#8217;ll &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/2012\/12\/23\/time-flies-when-youre-in-a-foreign-country\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Time Flies When You&#8217;re in a Foreign Country&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-luxembourg","category-selected-back-issues"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":65,"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions\/65"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}