{"id":408,"date":"2020-08-03T17:46:57","date_gmt":"2020-08-03T17:46:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/?p=408"},"modified":"2020-08-03T21:42:04","modified_gmt":"2020-08-03T21:42:04","slug":"papers-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/2020\/08\/03\/papers-please\/","title":{"rendered":"Papers, please!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap wp-block-paragraph\">I always planned to get my UK driving license.  Not because we wanted, or expected, to own a car &#8211; but to be able to hire one and reach places transit doesn&#8217;t.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On our previous visits to the UK we&#8217;ve driven the length and width of the island, but for practice we sorta planned on taking a few car trips in the first year.  While we were both permitted to drive on our Seattle licenses.  Like nearly everything else, COVID threw a spanner in those works.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So as it turns out, things are starting to re-open in the UK and we&#8217;re just past the first anniversary of our arrival and not permitted to drive on our US licenses.  So it&#8217;s time to take the tests and get licensed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The initial application for a provisional license was easy &#8211; I hand them some basic information, paid the application fee, and at the end was informed that I needed to submit additional information and that &#8220;something would arrive by post.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Said something arrived late last week &#8211; a form to sign, and instructions to send them a suitably sized photograph of me and the original &#8211; <em><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">no copies accepted<\/span><\/strong><\/em> &#8211; of either my US Passport or UK <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.gov.uk\/biometric-residence-permits\" target=\"_blank\">Biometric Residence Permit<\/a>.   They&#8217;d send it back 2nd class post.  Eventually.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The DVLA (<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.gov.uk\/government\/organisations\/driver-and-vehicle-licensing-agency\" target=\"_blank\">Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency<\/a>) &#8211; like any self-respecting government bureaucracy &#8211; scoffs at the idea of service level agreements, even during normal times.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And these times are <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/money\/2020\/aug\/01\/motorists-covid-19-dvla-documents-car-application\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">not what you&#8217;d call normal<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Without both of those documents I can&#8217;t exit and re-enter the UK.  So I spent a few minutes figuring out which one was easier to replace if needed (conclusion: they&#8217;re pretty equally a pain in the arse) and this afternoon posted my completed form and BRP to Swansea, special next day delivery, with an included special delivery return envelope. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And now, I wait.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And hope the universe doesn&#8217;t choose to answer the rhetorical question: &#8220;what would be so important that I&#8217;d risk traveling back to the US in the next couple months?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I always planned to get my UK driving license. Not because we wanted, or expected, to own a car &#8211; but to be able to hire one and reach places transit doesn&#8217;t. On our previous visits to the UK we&#8217;ve driven the length and width of the island, but for practice we sorta planned on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/2020\/08\/03\/papers-please\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Papers, please!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-london-calling"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":411,"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions\/411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}