{"id":1250,"date":"2022-09-30T16:16:00","date_gmt":"2022-09-30T15:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/?p=1250"},"modified":"2022-10-01T17:23:17","modified_gmt":"2022-10-01T16:23:17","slug":"into-the-great-wide-open","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/2022\/09\/30\/into-the-great-wide-open\/","title":{"rendered":"Into the Great Wide Open"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s like Plato once said\u2026It doesn\u2019t matter how the fuck you get there, as long as you get there\u201d &#8212;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0120885\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Conrad Brean<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap\">Three things have happened in the couple days since I wrote the <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/2022\/09\/23\/dont-do-me-like-that\/\" target=\"_blank\">previous ILR post<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yesterday, the Home Office sent a response to the Pre-Action Protocol to the &#8220;bad cop lawyer,&#8221; dismissing it and saying that the process would be resolved through the administrative review request, which &#8211; the letter noted &#8211; was only 4 weeks into its six month expected duration.   The review, it said, would be decided &#8220;in due course.&#8221;  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I didn&#8217;t find that particularly encouraging.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Once I got done wishing ill on all forms of intransigent bureaucracy, I forwarded the response on to the &#8220;good cop lawyer.&#8221;  We agreed that the likely outcome was that I&#8217;d need to reapply on return from my business travel next week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This morning, I sent a follow up email to our MP, explaining the response I&#8217;d received and asking her (office) if she could reengage and offer additional assistance.  I explained the upcoming business travel and provided the evidence her staff requested.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And went back to waiting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While sitting at my desk writing a document, my phone buzzed.  Twice.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was a message from the &#8220;good cop lawyer&#8221; saying &#8220;Hi Dan. I am pleased to advise that a decision has now been taken on your Administrative Review&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;I hesitated a moment at the line break&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;&#8230;and ILR has been granted.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I went back and read it again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And it didn&#8217;t change.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I opened the letter from the home office&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\">\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Dear Mr Berger<\/p><p>Your application for administrative review has succeeded.<\/p><p>You have been granted indefinite leave to remain. I enclose your approval letter.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it&#8217;s over, I don&#8217;t know what to do with the rest of my life.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Continue to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/2022\/10\/01\/you-got-lucky\/\">Part 4<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cIt\u2019s like Plato once said\u2026It doesn\u2019t matter how the fuck you get there, as long as you get there\u201d &#8212;Conrad Brean Three things have happened in the couple days since I wrote the previous ILR post. Yesterday, the Home Office sent a response to the Pre-Action Protocol to the &#8220;bad cop lawyer,&#8221; dismissing it and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/2022\/09\/30\/into-the-great-wide-open\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Into the Great Wide Open&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-london-calling"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1250"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1272,"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250\/revisions\/1272"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oubliette.org\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}